How about you stop telling me how to live my life you plastic asshole.
opal pastel ish
that time andy samberg was a complete savage re: the guys choice awards
Honestly Andy Samberg is such a treasure.
interviewer: what’s the importance of having an award show for you guys?
andy: i think it’s not at all important. i think this whole thing is ridiculous, and we’re here to promote our album.
interviewer: and that’s the only reason! i like your honesty.
andy: there should be- we were just saying, why isn’t there one of these for women? it’s insane.
interviewer: is there not?
akiva: a ladies’ choice awards.
andy: where like, yeah, where they do like “best dude buns” and like, guys have to come in skimpy outfits and humiliate themselves.
jorma: we would show up and be asked not to take off our shirts.
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interviewer: do you think man of steel is the most manticipated movie of the summer? do you believe that to be true?
andy: there’s no such thing as manticipation. that is a made up word by the guys’ choice awards. this is a ridiculous farce - men have it so easy it’s insane that there’s a show that celebrates them.
Another warmup I been warming up on for the past couple days, it got so warm you guys, so so warm
I think the real question is when are we getting a Team Red Marvel movie staring these three lovely lads
